Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Is Oprah even human
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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