i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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