Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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