should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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