Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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