Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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