somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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