omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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