I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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