He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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