I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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