Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
