I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Randomize