he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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