are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
i think i just lost a toe
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
