when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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