She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
So much Jack, so little girl.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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