When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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