Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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