so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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