so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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