its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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