Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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