I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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