4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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