and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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