How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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