Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
