gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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