I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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