So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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