ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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