She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
