3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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