he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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