just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
No I am not eating basil off your cock
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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