What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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