Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish you could order shots online.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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