Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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