Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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