I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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