Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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