I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Houston, we have a squirter
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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