Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
