I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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