i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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