Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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