This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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