Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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