I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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