Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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