no. you can't hotbox the world.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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