I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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