her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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